OK, so my niece, Brook, is living in Italy.  She is amazing at writing emails that really give us a good idea of what life is like there for her.  She has coined several phrases while there, like "inch of coffee" as that is all you can get at one time, LOL.  I will let you discover some of the others.  I am going to post a few gems from her last email.  This girl really needs to write a blog!!
Greetings from Hotter than HECK Italy!!  Wowsa is it hot!! How these 
people do it in summertime is beyond me..I've been informed that our 
little summer town swells 3 times it's size when it's summertime and 
when September hits all of these people will GO HOME!! A girl can only 
dream..Just to put things in perspective, off peak season it takes me 15 
minutes to drive my hubby to work, today it took me an hour to get there and another hour to get home.  As I 
sat in traffic getting more and more angry at the scooters (who always 
have the right of way) are whizzing past me with people holding such things 
as, GMA, flotation devices (blown up to full capacity)and little kids and you should see when a whole family gets on one!  They turn 2
 lane roads (country roads mind you) into 4 lanes with the scooters and 
other
 vehicles that just get behind the scooters
 and follow them through the lights.  The cops are just sitting at the side 
street cafe's drinking their inches of coffee and just laughing at the whole 
mess. I also sat their thinking that this crazy driving is nothing new 
to them, they are used to it and no one really gets angry at those who skip in line.  I know if we were in America road rage would be in 
full effect and someone would have gotten shot or at LEAST a finger 
gesture would have been offered!!  I also found out that Mario Andretti 
who drives the formula one car for Italy is really just a guy from Italy who drives like the rest of them because they all drive like him !!
Well, this past Monday I dragged my 
girlfriend Deanna shopping with me and I see
 this junk store just begging to be pillaged!! Of course Deanna, like 
any good friend says "I'm staying in the car while you try to talk to 
them that way SOMEONE can identify who killed you by trying this stupid 
stunt" ..I wasn't deterred, that dilapidated building with it's huge 
fence around it and overgrown tree's wouldn't stop me from seeing the 
goodies on the inside!! So once I passed the hookers, yes I said 
hookers..lol..I parked the car in the dirt, left Miss Pris in the car 
and made my way up to the gate where I promptly forgot all of the 
Italian I know and just went with the yellow lab language!!  which is composed of me just waving and smiling and looking stupid
 while yelling Americano, hellllooooooooooo!!! not knowing what the other was 
saying, Finally the only Italian that came to mind was DEMIJOHN??? and 
he said yes and pulled a small one down wrapped in a perfect little 
basket, Then I asked, quanta costa (very pleased with myself that i 
remember that!!) of course he came back with at least 4 sentences, so i 
just handed him a pen and a piece of paper and he wrote the price down 
..I remembered from watching American Pickers your suppose to buy 
something to "break the ice" so i agreed and he let me look through the 
rest of his little treasure chest!! He had some of the nicest things but
 I had to go so I think I told him I would be back?? and he kindly 
walked me to the gate and showed me the buzzer for next
 time!!ahahahahaha..Deanne become upset when she saw what I got but was 
insistent we come back when the car wasn't loaded down and She must have 
felt like they weren't going to kill us. If I keep remembering the 
little things like this when I'm sitting in traffic then it makes living
 here so much more enjoyable! It really is a nice place but it seems 
that all the good stuff is hidden behind overgrown trees and fences, 
Lydia my next door neighbor is in the middle of painting one of our 
demijohns and I had asked her to paint the coliseum so far it looks 
wonderful. She is also going 
to paint some other scenes on other demijohns for me. Ciao for now!

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